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• First Law of Money Dynamics: A surprise monetary windfall will be accompanied by an unexpected expense of the same amount.
• Peculiar. Nothing unexpected happens.
• With consequences, the unexpected always predominate.
• BUST -- an unexpected narc at the door.
• How does one expect the unexpected?
• Trust the unexpected. -- Robert J. Kriegel
• Unexpected error - Huh ? -- WindowError: 013
• After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays.
• Nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth. If, for example, you find your spells inadequate to defeat the local dragon, immediately go to your employers and apologize profusely.
  They should be so taken aback by your show of humility that you will have plenty of time to hastily vacate the area, allowing the dragon to eat your employers rather than you, and thus halt any ugly rumors they might have spread about your competence....