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• Smoke me a kipper, skipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
  -- Ace Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Dimension Jump'...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar.
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine
  Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I 'll not look for wine....
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
  -- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...