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• Smoke me a kipper...I'll be back for breakfast... -- Ace Rimme
• Ace: Sorry, Bongo, but lunch is ... on Mellie. -- Red Dwarf, 'Dimension Jump'
• Mellie: If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters, covered in maple syrup.
  Ace: Sorry, Mellie -- I don't fraternise with staff....
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
  Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
  Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say... Rimmer: Yes?
  Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say...you're a total smeghead!...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....