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Smoking Cures Weight Problems...eventually... -- Steven Wrigh
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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually...
-- Steven Wright
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Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
Cancer cures smoking. BUMPER STICKER.
My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
-- comedian Steven Wrigh...
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Cancer cures smoking -- It puts you in a flip-top box too!
Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food.
You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't....
A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh