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• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• The Jackal only eats bad food.
• QOTD: "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day.
• Food is dangerous. Practically everyone who eats it eventually dies.
• Nightgale that forgets song is hummingbird.
• Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
  Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them....
• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Homer: Come on, Maggie. Nummy-nummy-num! Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food] Home
  Aaaaahhh... [eats some to demonstrate] Mmm....