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• Can Harrison Ford the river?
• There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.
  -- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923...
• If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
• Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
  Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
• I can forgive, but I cannot forget is only another was of saying, I cannot forgive.
  -- Henry Ward Beeche...
• Liberal's destruction of society can ruin your day
• Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one.
  Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together....
• Men will never establish any equality with which they can be contented.
  Whatever efforts a people may make, they will never succeed in reducing all the conditions of society to a perfect level....
• To make yourself miserable, never overlook a slight or forget a grudge.