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Marge: An Automatic Dialer? Is That Legal? I Don't Want You Getting Arrested, Homer.
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Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting
arrested, Homer.
Homer: I won't.
Marge: Or swindling our neighbors.
Homer: [pause]
-- Can I choose?, "Lisa's Date With Density"
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