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• Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
• I used to work in a bakery as a pilot ... I used to take the bread from one corner and pile it in the other.
  -- Curly Howard...
• Your bits are MINE, loser! I will zero them SLOWLY!
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...
• I qualified for Raw Bits!
• Jeffrey Darmers is a smoker. They found a pile of butts in his house!
• Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
  Having found them, we shall then hate them for it. -- Emersons' Law of Contrarine...
• Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
  Having found them, we shall then hate them for it....
• Emerson's Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
  Having found them, we shall then hate them for it....