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Somebody Tries To Rob You, But Finds Nothing To Steal.
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Somebody tries to rob you, but finds nothing to steal.
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Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.
If somebody tries to explain something to you, and you still don't understand, that is not your fault.
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Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
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Your dog finds you repulsive.
Subliminal tagline ... you will want to steal it ...