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• I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
• I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it myself someday.
• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
• My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
  -- Answering machine madness - family fu...
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• I have come to the conclusion that I am not in good enough shape at the present time to get in shape for the future right now.
• Someday your prints will come. -- Kodak