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• The NRA is attempting to lift the ban on machine-gun sales.
  Well, as an avid hunting enthusiast, I've been hoping to buy a fully automatic Uzi in time for duck-hunting season!...
• Windows 2000 is out! -- PC Magazine, April 2013
• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra....
• If it isn't PC why does Jane Fonda keep doing the "tomahawk chop"?
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....
• It takes more brains and effort to make out your income tax forms correctly than it does to make the income you are reporting.
• Bikini: Public Waist.
• BIKINI -- a bare trap.
• BIKINI BOTTOM -- a bush jacket.