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• Hunting no fun when the Wabbit has a Gun!
• The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
  The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....
• No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
• Sam went to his psychiatrist complaining of a hatred for elephants.
  "I can't stand elephants," he explained. "I lie awake nights despising them....
• I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief.
  I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon....
• Soldiers do it with a machine gun.
• If you're witch hunting, I spell mine with a B.
• Congress, our leaders, voted against a proposal to have a national seven-day waiting period to buy a gun.
  I don't want to sound like a Quaker, but when you think about it, is a week a long time to wait?...