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• Dan Quayle got his first assignment! He is in charge of picking up the crushed jelly beans from the carpet in the Oval Office.
  Currently, he is in school, learning how to do it. Next week, he starts....
• I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in when I was a kid
  how many public schools that I went to - five elementary, two high schools - product of a public school system, two jobs in college, went to night school, worked my way through law school....
• I won't say Dan Quayle is dumb, but when the light changed to "WALK," he abandoned his car and got out and started walking.
• Q: What was John Sununu's least offensive ethics violation?
  A: He used to make Dan Quayle wash his car....
• I got into law school] through an experimental Indiana University program intended to offer 'equal opportunity' to minoritie
  he economically disadvantaged and other students of different viewpoints and backgrounds....
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors may be getting out of touch with 'Real Americans.
  ' In order to combat this, he suggested that they read People magazine....
• My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
• Vice President Dan Quayle wants to do something significant, and in his quest to accomplish this he went to the morgue in Washington recently and announced that he was ready.
  If anyone ever puts a price on his head, he should take it....