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• Bob: [narrating aloud] Dear "Life in these United States", a funny thing happened to me.
  ..uh...[faints] Snake: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob....
• The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
• The pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with.
• If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
• The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
  -- P. Terry...
• The pen is mightier than the sword--so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• The pen is mightier than the pencil.
• The tagline is mightier than the sword.
• Where the keyboard is mightier than the sword.