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Some Mornings It Just Doesn't Seem Worth It To Gnaw Through The Leather Straps. -- Emo Phillip
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
-- Emo Phillips
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the leather restraints...
The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil.
-- Emo Phillip...
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers.
..damn anthropologists. -- Emo Phillip...
I'm a great lover, I'll bet. -- Emo Phillip
People come up to me and they're worried...that I'll reproduce. -- Emo Phillip
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillip
Some mornings I feel like an amoeba.
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!" -- Emo Phillip