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I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet. -- Emo Phillip
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I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
-- Emo Phillips
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I don't want to say she was loose. I believe the term we use today is USER FRIENDLY.
-- Emo Phillip...
I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo Phillip
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back. -- Emo Phillip
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillip
I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...