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• I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
• The following appeared in the business section of a newspaper.
  "Given that the number of people in our country with some form of arthritis is expected to rise from 40 million to 60 million over the next twenty years, pharmaceutical companies that produce drugs for the treatment of arthritis should be very profitable....
• Gumbo, crawfish, Cajuns and Barq's...Heaven on earth!
• Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!
• Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
• In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked a house in search of a rebel computer hacker.
  However, they were unable to complete the arrest because the warrant was made out in the name of Don Provan, while the only person in the house was named don provan....
• Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team).
• Leslie West heads for the sticks, to Providence, Rhode Island and tries to hide behind a beard.
  No good. There are still too many people and too many stares, always taunting, always smirking....
• Attendants at a service station in Eunice, Louisiana, handed more than $
  100 to a naked man who claimed to have a gun in his pocket....