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• AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Gas station attendants are hired based on their lack of knowledge regarding directions.
• The average person puts only 25% of his energy and ability into his work.
  The world takes off its hat to those who put in more than 50% of their capacity, and stands on its head for those few and far between souls who devote 100%....
• A recent study suggests that people who are left-handed are more likely to succeed in business than are right-handed people.
  Researchers studied photographs of 1,000 prominent business executives and found that 21 percent of these executives wrote with their left hand....
• There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is.
  -- Isaac Bashevis Singe...
• It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
• Smithers: Oh...could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?
  No, no, not me. I know in my heart I -- [reaches into trenchcoat inside pocket] [gasps] A gun!...
• Nobody talks more of free enterprise and competition and of the best man winning than the man who inherited his father's store or farm.
  -- C. Wright Mill...