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• The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
• The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
  The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are....
• The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
  The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are....
• Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no knowledge of them.
• There are some people that, if they don't know, you can't tell them.
  You can tell a teacher as far as you can see one, but you can't tell them much....
• Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
  -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
• I love this nation, but we have some of the stupidest people here.