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• Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey puree, I have some, uh, happy news.
  The following people have relatives who wished they could be here today....
• No people can be bound to acknowledge and adore the invisible hand which conducts the affairs of men more than the people of the United States.
  Every step by which they have advanced to the character of an independent nation seems to have been distinguished by some token of providential agency....
• Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
• Some people have a way with words and some people...do not have way, I guess. -- Steve Marti
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
• I have never accepted what many people have kindly said--namely that I inspired the nation.
  Their will was resolute and remorseless, and as it proved, unconquerable....
• I have decided that we shall stay here. -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
• There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed.
  Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain....