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  They were smart enough to catch me!...
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• I wouldn't advise playing catch with a giant.
• Some people could be brain-washed with an eye-dropper!!
• Some people could give a headache to an asperin.
• Some people just don't think sarcasm is funny.
• Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
• The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.