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• The way some people find fault, you'd think there was a reward.
• Love will find its way Through paths where wolves would fear to prey, And if it dares enough 'twere hard If passion met not some reward.
  -- Byro...
• Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
• My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman.
  I remember asking him the question "How can a man of integrity be a salesman?...
• There must be some kind of way out of here... -- the joker to the thief
• Some people just don't think sarcasm is funny.
• Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
• The only way to have real success in science, the field I'm familiar with, is to describe the evidence very carefully without regard to the way you feel it should be.
  If you have a theory, you must try to explain what's good and what's bad about it equally....
• Homer: [plays some chords, then sings tentatively] There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, But it wasn't Geraldo's fault.
  .. [spoken] D'oh!...