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  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
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• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
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  orange, and green lights blinking, and bats blowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes screaming....
• It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
  After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!...