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• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
  But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
• Long Distance is sometimes just next door.
• I used to really adore women, but now I've decided they really aren't much nicer than men.
  -- Norman Maile...
• Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about.
  Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's Club which is strictly for Men....
• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Maybe we're just lucky to live in a universe composed by a divine Bach.
  Perhaps next door, the inhabitants of a John Cage universe muddle along in chaos....
• A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex
  for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose....
• If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun. -- Katherine Hepbu
• Death is just around the next door.