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• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
• There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
• Philosophy is the discipline where you kick up a lot of dust and then complain you can't see.
  -- Leibniz...
• Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
• It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• Attacking the Guardians is about as futile as attacking a stone wall.
  Unfortunately for you, your futile blow attracts their attention, and they manage to dispatch you effortlessly....
• Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
  -- Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine, "Marge on the Lam...