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The Vending Machine Is Already Broken. You Want To Completely Destroy Destroy It Or Something?
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The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely
destroy destroy it or something?
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There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
-- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
The best way to avoid indulging in something is to destroy that thing.
Grocery bagger to customer: "Do you want to destroy a tree by using a paper bag or endanger the environment with plastic?
You will outlive those who seek to destroy you.
If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Mille
That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home.
Always someone loving something more than that thing loves them....
That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home.
Always someone loving something more than that thing loves them....
I am Procrastinetor. I will destroy you, eventually.