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A Personal Ad From An Unidentified Newspaper Announces That A "formerly Single Man" Seeks A Single Or Married Woman.
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A personal ad from an unidentified newspaper announces that a
"formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.
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Personal ad: Compulsive liar seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar chateau on the French Riviera.
Flatbush Max, Box 12....
Marge: My name is Marge Bouvier. I'm here about your ad [in the newspaper she is holding]
Single white female wanted for mysterious expedition....
Single folks die younger; married folks, slowe
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwy
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
-- Johnny Carso...
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
-- Ann Lande...
Lovejoy: Dearly beloved... Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
[scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready....