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Lovejoy: Dearly Beloved... Homer: Wait! I Want One Last Chance To Enjoy Single Life.
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Lovejoy: Dearly beloved...
Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life. [scratches
his butt and belches] Okay, ready.
-- And his single life is different from his married
life in what way?, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
Man: Hey, there, Kirk... Kirk: [excited] Oh, boy, what's going on?
Patio party? Man: No, a possum drowned in the pool....
Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
And which of you by being anxious can add a single cubit to his life's span? -- Matthew 6:27
Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
[clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
The good man prolongs his life; to be able to enjoy one's past life is to live twice.
-- Martial (40-102 AD) -- Epigram x, 23...