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Sometimes you're a Kenworth, sometimes you're a possum...
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Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
And sometimes the bear eats you.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.