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• I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge
• What have I done? My brains are going into my feet!
• I have ever loved to repose myself, whether sitting or lying, with my heels as high or higher than my head.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xiii...
• Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked !
• A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman.
  As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump....
• Life's a beach and someone keeps kicking sand in my face.
• I took to my heels as fast as I could. -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act v, Sc. 2, 5, (844.)
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
  His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....