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• Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Dear Krusty: This is Bart Simpson, Krusty Buddy #16302, respectfully returning his badge.
  I always suspected that nothing in life mattered....
• Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
  Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....