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• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
• Sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2.
• Gee officer, I just wondered how fast SPEED READ was.
• But, officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
• But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.