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• I was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked me if I wanted to know why.
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• Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
  Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway?...
• I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens.
  He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life....
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• All this big deal about white collar crime -- what's WRONG with white collar crime?
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• Commandant: "That's what he wanted." Kirk: "Who? Who wanted us killed?
  Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you....