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• SPAGMUMPS: Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• If EasyFlow doesn't work: tough. If you lose millions because EasyFlow messes up, it's you that's out the millions, not us.
  If you don't like this disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing....
• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso
• EIAO Execute In Any Orde
• This mail does not contain any tagline...
• You don't have any mail.
• Acid rain dissolves styrofoam.
• Yount's Law of Mail Ordering: The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
• What do they pack styrofoam in? Cartons with computers in them, to protect the styrofoam.