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Yount's Law Of Mail Ordering: The Most Important Item In An Order Will No Longer Be Available.
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Yount's Law of Mail Ordering: The most important item in an
order will no longer be available.
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Until recently, people in Hiparia did most of their shopping by driving to shopping malls.
They are beginning, however, to do more of their shopping by ordering merchandise from mail-order catalogs and the Internet....
The effective limitation of power is the most important problem of social order.
-- Friedrich A. Hayek...
The most important reason for the drug laws in this country is to encourage a healthy distrust for the law.
The item you want is out of stock. But it's on back order.
HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).
A legendary collection of neat mathematical and programming hacks contributed by many people at MIT and elsewhere....
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
First Law of Office Murphology: Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
The longer the title, the less important the job.