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• I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. -- Ian Shoale
• I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. -- Charles V
• Lisa: Oh, who am I kidding? There's no _way_ I'm ever going to beat Alison.
  Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit -- as the French say -- Bartesque....
• Don't make me speak in a New Language, Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you.
  I sure don't want to offend anyone, But if you take away my words, how can I tell you the truth?...
• You bastards know each other. -- Meg Ryan in French Ki
• One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
  French fries usually works for me....
• Think much, speak little, write less. French Proverb
• Zapp: There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond.
  I speak, of course, of Karaoke....
• Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
  (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight....