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• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
  ..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• I can tell where my own shoe pinches me; and you must not think, sir, to catch old birds with chaff.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap. v...
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully.
  You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable....