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Spending Programs Are Now 'investments,' Taxes Are 'contributions,' And These Are The Same People Who Say _I_ Need A Dictionary?
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"Spending programs are now 'investments,' taxes are 'contributions,' and
these are the same people who say _I_ need a dictionary?"
-- Dan Quayle 2/19/93
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