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• Economists are people who work with numbers but don't have the personality to be accountants.
• The bed is split at the edge. Those who persevere are destroyed. Misfortune.
• To Split, or not to Split: that is the question. -- Amoeba
• The scientists split the atom; now the atom is splitting us.
  -- Quentin Reynolds, in "Quote & Unquote", 1970...
• economist, n: Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
• To be or not to be, that is the split infinitive.
• Anyone trying to split hairs will always find someone who has a sharper knife.
  -- Jim Hurley (jimh@ultra.com) 21 Sep 90...
• Humility is no substitute for a good personality!
• MOP: Modify Operator's Personality