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Sports Is The Toy Department Of Human Life. -- Howard Cosell
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Sports is the toy department of human life.
-- Howard Cosell
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Will Rodgers never met Howard Cosell.
Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole -- John Valby
DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I know POLISH JOKES.
.. WAIT!! Don't go!! I AM Howard Cosell!... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!...
QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
Life is too short to balance a checkbook. -- Howard Ogde
Life's a Cabaret... Long, dull, and full of Nazis. -- Howard the Duck
Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....