DON'T Go!! I'm Not HOWARD COSELL!! I Know POLISH JOKES.

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DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I know POLISH JOKES... WAIT!!
Don't go!! I AM Howard Cosell!... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

Will Rodgers never met Howard Cosell.
Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
Sports is the toy department of human life. -- Howard Cosell
I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole -- John Valby
Krusty: So, uh, Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
Milhouse: [crying] I want to go home!...

DON'T Go!! I'm Not HOWARD COSELL!! I Know POLISH JOKES.

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