Spouse, N.: Someone Who'll Stand By You Through All The Trouble You Wouldn't Have Had If You'd Stayed Single.

Spouse, N.: Someone Who'll Stand By You Through All The Trouble You Wouldn't Have Had If You'd Stayed Single.

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Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't
have had if you'd stayed single.

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Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Life is tough, but it's fair. You had a good home; you could've stayed there.
I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
"I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you.
You don't have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night.
May you have eyes like a hawk and a spouse with warts.