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Spring Is Wonderful. It Makes You Feel Young Enough To Do Those Things That Age And Your Doctor Tell You Not To Do.
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Spring is wonderful. It makes you feel young enough to do those things that
age and your doctor tell you not to do.
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Falling in Love When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love.
You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place....
In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.
Gene Brow...
'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep' 'How do you feel?' 'Very Ba-a-a-a-d.'
McCoy: "You okay, Jim? How do you feel?" Kirk: "Young!
I feel young!" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same
Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?...