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• If you are not the lead dog, the view is always the same.
• The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schultz
• The following appeared in the Sherwood Times newspaper.
  "A recent study reported that pet owners have longer, healthier lives on average than do people who own no pets....
• Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.
  Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off like a flash after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat....
• Beware of dog.
• Apple owners do it with mice.
• Modem owners do it online!