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The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything. -- C.
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The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
-- C. Schultz
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The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schultz
He travels fastest who travels alone... but he hasn't anything to do when he gets there.
The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. -- C. Schultz
Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. SCHULTZ
People are only heroes when they can't do anything else. -- Paul Claudel
Squatic diversion: anything dog owners do/view while the dog squats.
When complimented, respond in kind. When insulted, ignore it. When in doubt, mumble.
