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• Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xii, 6...
• A friend, very much in shape and well muscled, often given to quoting the idiomatic expression of the gym "No pai
  o gain," goes to the K-Mart, rides around the parking lot looking for a place close to the entrance for five to seven minutes, so he won't have to walk too far to get in the store....
• Never trust your first impulse, for all too often it is good, and will ruin your reputation if you follow it.
• Anything goes (well, sorta).
• Ferengies! Well there goes the neighborhood.
• Too much patience goes nowhere.
• Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
• A new study collected data that shows that people who snore are more likely to gain weight than are people who do not snore.
  It is well known that many people who snore also stop breathing frequently during the night for a few seconds, a condition called sleep apnea....
• At the well hole one shoots fishes. The jug is broken and leaks.