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Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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Save the mundanes--we need them for breeding stock!
No,no..no,no,no,no...no,no,no,no...no,no there's no limit!
Buy! Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week.
This just in from a Nicholas Notifier up north. Everyone's favorite farmer and political commentator off the interstate near Chehalis has just come up with the prize line of his career.
"Limit congressmen to two terms. One in office. One in jail....
If one knows what the task is, and there is a time limit allowed for the completion of the task, then one cannot guess how much it will cost.
Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society...
Spare no expense to save money on this one." -- Samuel Goldwy
Push the limit, and the limit will move away!