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• Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
• Why do they have a rear window defroster on the Yugo?
  So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it....
• Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
• Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
• Is a Navy proctologist called a Rear Admiral?
• Take risks. A ship in port is safe. Sail out to sea and do new things.
  If you have a good idea ... do it. The big rewards go to those who take big risks....
• Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
• Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
• Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer!