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Stretch Your Coffee Break, Top It Off With Juicy Fruit Gum!
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Stretch your coffee break, top it off with Juicy Fruit Gum!
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Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break.
PCB: Pause for Coffee Break
Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
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NAVEL: A place to stash your gum on the way down.
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Co.?
BEATNIK -- a person who dropped the job but kept the coffee break.
Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!