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Student: Can You Do Problem Number Twelve? Wyler: Twelve?
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Student: Can you do problem number twelve? Wyler:
Twelve?...NO!...That problem is on the test.
-- Oswald Wyler
Related:
Bop was based on a seventeen-note chromatic scale, which presented a problem as there are only twelve notes to an octave.
They solved this problem by playing very rapidly. -- Roger Price...
Why do Vulcans have pointed ears? So they can count to twelve. -- "Mad Magazine
I can assure you that size will not be a problem. -- Worf
If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.
-- Adam Walinsky...
It's a probable twelve to seven...
It's twelve feet tall with yellow eyes, and it wants to speak to you, SIR.
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
-- Good's Rule for Dealing with Bureaucracie...
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.